Boys I found attractive in the 90’s.
Oh 90’s heart throbs. Regardless of whom it was for you, I bet
they’re either dead by now or haven’t booked a gig since playing the
role of a corpse on an episode of Law and Order SVU two years ago. Maybe
you were a JTT fan, perhaps Jonathan Brandis or even Devon Sawa. The
following are just a few of my 90’s crushes….
Rider Strong, yeah you heard me, Rider Strong….. He was so different from the other boys; I bet he knew how to treat a girl. I was so in love with his BMW character Sean from the wrong side of town. I used to write in my diary about going on double dates with Ben Savage and Rider. Now I would like to do something a little different with those two at the same time. Just look at those feathered arched bangs, how any 13-year-old girl could not want this is beyond me.
Lance
Bass long before I started inappropriately hitting on gay men downtown,
I was in love with Lance Bass. Oh sure, I always hated N’sync but man
did I love me some Lance Bass. Hey Lance, if you’re ever looking to go
back into the closet and need a beard, call a sista!
Noodles Wasserman, my grade 7 locker was a shrine to this….Yes… this
man pictured here. I don’t know what the hell was wrong with me. Most
girls in my grade had pictures of that child molester R. Kelly or
Montell Jordan inside their lockers, so I guess Noodles Wassermann
wasn’t a bad choice after all.Rider Strong, yeah you heard me, Rider Strong….. He was so different from the other boys; I bet he knew how to treat a girl. I was so in love with his BMW character Sean from the wrong side of town. I used to write in my diary about going on double dates with Ben Savage and Rider. Now I would like to do something a little different with those two at the same time. Just look at those feathered arched bangs, how any 13-year-old girl could not want this is beyond me.
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